Modi Ji - Tum dekhi k CM ho, Bolo,
Itne din kya kya kiya
Kejriwal - Tera naam liya hoooooo,
tujhe yaad kiya, tera naam liya..
Bahut saalo ke baad vagyanik ne khoj hi nikala ki
.
"falana-dhikna" ko angreji me etc kehte hai..
Ishw karne se pehle anjaam dekh lo fir bhi
samjh na aye to Gajni or tere naam dekh lo.
Bhagwan k diya hua sab kuch hai, mere pass
bs vitamin she chahiye
She ki kami hai.
Que - Jiwan kya hai?
Ans - Mobile se bacha hua samay !
ek bacha apni ma se buri trha pitne ke baad apne papa se pucha
aap kabhi pakistan gye ho?
Papa: Nhi beta.
Beta : Kabhi afganistan gye ho?
Papa : Nhai beta.
Beta : to fir ye atankwadi Item kaha se laye?
Ache khase aadmi ki bhuk mar jaati hai,
jab biwi sanjida hoke kehti hai..
"Khana kha lo fir kuch Baat krni hai"
Karmchari - (apne boss se) sir, kal se me 7 baje ghar chla jaunga,
boss - Ku?
Karmchari - Aapki naukri se ghar ka gujara nhi chlta,
raat ko rikshaw chlata hu isliye
Boss - (bhavuk ho kr) kabhi bhuk lage to mere pass aa jana
me bhi raat ko paavbhaji ka thela chlata hu.
Duniya me dhoka aam baat hai..
ab suraj ko hi dekh lo aata hai kiran k sath
rehta hai roshni k sath
or jata hai Sandhya ke sath or
or aaj varsha bhadk gyi,
to chup gya megha k sath,
Lakda : I love you
Ladki ne jor se thapd mara or puchi kya bola?
Ladke ne bhi ghuma ek thapd mara aur bola
saali jab suna hi nhi to mara ku?
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